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Ty yeeted a Surface pen out the window

So apparently Jake was messing with Ty, so to retaliate, Ty pulled a pen out of Jake’s pocket and yeeted it. There goes $90 i guess. His excuse is that he thought it was a normal pen. (???) oof They found it and it still works....

I got out of detention for nothing

A month ago, there was a huge traffic jam on the way to school, redirecting traffic for a few blocks. I, in the eyes of our educational overlords, however, was irresponsible for being tardy. Today, I had to fulfill my incarceration with a bunch of kids who were...

Josh busted for memes?

In class, we were relentlessly typing something arbitrary as usual. Josh took a moment to create a meme, as usual. The teacher, noticing, asked if he was finished with his work, and he wasn’t. So he got back to work. That’s...